1. Find a Parking Place You Can Remember–Parking at a Strawberry Festival is in a field. There are no lane numbers. You must remember a nearby landmark, such as, the oak tree next to the really muddy spot.
2. Buy Lots of Ride Tickets–Even though you always tell your children ahead of time that when the tickets run out there will be no more rides. Save yourself time and a long walk, just go ahead and buy the extra tickets in the beginning.
3. Wear OLD Shoes–You are on a real farm. Strawberry fields on real farms do not have nice garden paths. You will be tromping through dirt and muddy patches.
4. Wear Comfortable OLD Clothes–Once again, you are on a real farm. The strawberries are not arranged neatly in cute little baskets on nice clean shelves. Strawberry plants are very short, so, while you are tromping through the dirt and muddy patches you will also be constantly bending over to pick the berries.
5. Funnel Cakes–After your adventure in the fields you will definitely need a funnel cake covered in powdered sugar to get your energy back. It’s okay because you will be eating the strawberries with it so you can tell yourself that they are healthy so the meal is okay.
6. Carnival Rides–Remember the tickets you bought? After eating the strawberries, funnel cakes, powdered sugar, and soda, your children will immediately want to ride all the rides that spin and bounce. (Be glad you remembered to put #4 on the list!)
7. Bring A Camera–You would not want to forget any of the great times.